There are Goldfish crumbs at the bottom of the pool bag. It’s an impractical pool bag, cotton so it soaks up water, but it has a nautical stripe and a little plastic anchor hanging from the handle, aquatic in style if not in function. I got it as a gift for my first daughter, and it came with a pair of newborn flip-flops the size of two peanuts and about as practical as a cotton pool bag.
There are always Goldfish crumbs at the bottom of the pool bag, along with a Mermaid Barbie in need of a keratin treatment and ...
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