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You can’t be a victim and a victor at the same time.

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Only in America can success feel like suffering.

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Rich people problems aren’t oppression.

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Michelle Obama didn’t break barriers; she built excuses.

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Real queens inspire. Fake ones complain.

BRIEFING

Jett here. You ever noticed how Michelle Obama always finds a way to turn winning into whining? This woman lived in the White House for eight years, had a staff the size of a small army, and somehow still manages to act like she was picking cotton behind the Rose Garden. Let’s get into it.

Michelle Obama is the poster child for what happens when the most elite privilege meets professional victimhood. She’s one of the most famous women on the planet, adored by Hollywood, worshiped by the media, and richer than most of the country combined, and yet, she can’t stop talking about how hard it all was. Good ol’ long-suffering Michelle. In her world, even high-end luxury becomes oppression. Her “glam team” wasn’t a perk; it was a burden. Poor Michelle, it took an “army” to make her look presentable to the American people. Her stylist wasn’t a choice; it was a necessity. She’s not bragging; she’s just over here suffering, apparently, under the unbearable weight of being the most pampered woman in America.

Tough life, lady.

But it’s worse than the insufferable whining she’s famous for. She’s doing a massive disservice to women. Instead of showing younger women what real confidence and achievement look like, Michelle keeps pushing this tired narrative that America is a cruel, unfair place that crushed her spirit while handing her everything on a silver platter.

And that’s the thing. Michelle Obama could’ve been one of the great role models. She could’ve stood there as proof that the “systemic racism” she and her husband never shut up about isn’t nearly as bad and unbeatable as they claim. But she can’t admit that, because if she did, she would kill the entire left-wing brand. The Democrat grievance machine runs on victim fuel, and Michelle’s built an oil refinery to keep it running.

So now, while Americans are stressing about the shutdown, about paying rent, and about SNAP benefits being delayed, Michelle’s out there on a podcast promoting her umpteenth new book and crying that life was just so hard in the White House with her glam squad and personal chefs. The tone-deafness is unbelievable.

At the end of the day, Michelle Obama could’ve been a symbol of strength and success. Instead, she’s chosen to be a symbol of self-pity.

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And the saddest part is that she doesn’t even see it. She’s so deep into her own “fantasy oppression” that she genuinely believes the struggle is real, even though she’s been living like royalty for almost two decades.

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Her story should’ve been about what’s possible in America. Instead, it’s about how miserable you can sound while still having it all.

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Michelle Obama has outdone herself. While Americans are caught in the middle of a government shutdown worrying whether their SNAP benefits will arrive and if they can put food on the table, the former First Lady took to a podcast with Jamie Kern Lima to promote her new book and complain about how hard her life was in the White House, with people waiting on her hand and foot. The book, called The Look, chronicles her fashion evolution from campaign suits to her post-White House wardrobe, celebrating what she calls confidence, identity, and authenticity. What it really celebrates is how disconnected she has become from the struggles of ordinary people.

During her conversation with Lima, Obama had the audacity to describe her “glam team” as not as a luxury, but as a necessity. Instead of acknowledging what an incredible privilege this was, she framed it as a burden, as if she was some kind of victim. She even complained that this assistance prevented her from presenting herself as off the rack, as though anyone expected her to shop at Target while living in the White House.

“I didn’t really have that choice as First Lady,” Michelle said. “Every day, every time I was up — as we called it — I was up for the public.” She described her daily schedule as long and exhausting, suggesting that relying on a team for her appearance was unavoidable.

“To save time,” she explained, “I know having a glam team — a trifecta — it feels like a luxury, but it was a necessity.”

She went on to say there was “absolutely no way” she could have done her own hair and makeup or kept up with outfits that fit properly, adding, “rare is the woman that can live off the rack.”

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During her time in the White House, Michelle Obama relied on a ridiculously large entourage to dote on her at all times — the largest of any First Lady. Now she wants sympathy for maintaining that setup. This isn’t the first time she’s framed herself as a victim. She seems to have a talent for turning privilege into grievance repeatedly.

DEBRIEFING

Michelle Obama has turned victimhood into a brand. She could’ve been the perfect example of what’s possible in America, right? The proof that hard work, ambition, and talent can take you anywhere, no matter your skin color or background. But she can’t sell that story to you. Because if she did, she’d destroy the entire narrative the left and the fake news media have been peddling for eons now.

So instead, she leans into the role of the perpetual victim. It’s safer. It sells. And it keeps the grievance machine running on full power.

NOW YOU KNOW

Michelle Obama could’ve been the American dream personified, but she chose to be its loudest crybaby instead.