Americans should cool it on knighting Harry Kane

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England’s soccer team barely escaped from the heart of darkness. In the World Cup, they eked out a 2-1 victory over D.R. Congo (once Zaire), thanks to two goals from Harry Kane. Now some pundits, columnists, and online forums are being obsequious — they’re calling him Sir Harry Kane. Even an AT comment on a fine blog post invoked the prestigious title.

Stop it!

Start it for Sir Winston Churchill. All too often, people are a bit too familiar when referencing him. That’s Sir Winston Churchill to you — now sit at attention. Beloved Queen Elizabeth II knighted Sir Winston Churchill on April 24, 1953, at Windsor Castle. Respect her wishes. Respect The Last Lion.

Inevitably, some malcontents will lazily dig up some controversial decisions made in the fog of war, conveniently overlooking the complex context to suit their biases. Nevertheless, Sir Winston Churchill was on the side of freedom. Ultimately, he was trying to save lives, even if it meant endangering some in the process. He certainly didn’t wince from tough decisions.

As for Kane, he’s not worthy, though there is a someone with a homophone name who is. Legendary actor Michael Caine is knighted. His official title is much more endearing: Sir Maurice Micklewhite CBE, though he uses Sir Michael Caine for his professional and public life. (The name change obviously worked for him, but Maurice Mickelwhite is awesome.)

If Harry ever scores a winning third goal in a final, then he may be considered for the lesser honor of MBE, but don’t hold your breath. Then, upon retirement, the good king may endorse the Honors Committee recommendation, as properly referred by the prime minister. At that point, when he finally deserves the title, people will probably simply refer to him as Harry.

Michael and Harry were born on opposite sides of the Thames. They are both down-to-Earth, and probably indulge some informality. Nevertheless, upon accepting knighthood (they can, of course, reject it), they commit to the title. As for Sir Winston Churchill, he was quite fond of the title. Use it!

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