DAMN, SON! Eric Swalwell Threatens ICE Agents and Mike Davis Tells Him to Come GET SOME
Eric Swalwell remains the biggest, most infected, painful boil on the butt of humanity, especially now that he thinks he can run for governor of California. Remember when he wanted to run for president and dropped out really early after nobody bought into his push to give up snacks and donate a dollar to his campaign instead?
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Yeah, he sucks.
And he's only gotten worse:
Eric Swalwell calls ICE agents โassholesโ and says he will take away their drivers licenses if he becomes governor of California pic.twitter.com/73b8d82QnD
โ Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 18, 2026
Told you.
His big push is to promise he'll torment men and women for enforcing our laws.
Mike Davis went OFF.
Dear @EricSwalwell:
If you attempt to arrest federal immigration officials for doing their jobs, you will go to federal prison.
No question.
- Insurrection
- Seditious Conspiracy
- Assault
- Kidnapping
- Harboring
- Conspiracy
To name a few.
Try it.
See what happens. https://t.co/RwTSq1jLIN
โ ๐บ๐ธ Mike Davis ๐บ๐ธ (@mrddmia) January 18, 2026
Try it.
See what happens.
We love that.
* And felony-murder, if anyone dies during your confederate standoff.
โ ๐บ๐ธ Mike Davis ๐บ๐ธ (@mrddmia) January 18, 2026
And SNAP.
If herpes was a person, it would look like Eric Swalwell.
โ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐๐๐๐คโ๏ธ (@captlibertas) January 18, 2026
Accurate. And dangit, we hate when someone says something funnier and more accurate than us.
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โ The Lord is Truth (@TogaDave) January 18, 2026
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*cough cough*
Donโt forget harboring flatulence
โ Nick Campos (@DrNickCampos) January 18, 2026
And fin.
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