Ella Emhoff: Nepo Baby, Armpit Hair Aficionado, and Self-Proclaimed Non-Jewish Communist Cheerleader
I've made it a bit of a hobby to mock Ella Emhoff. She is the step-daughter of Kamala (Momala as she calls her) Harris. Kamala likes to pretend she took some part in her upbringing even though Ella was like 16 years old when Kamala and her father married. To be fair to Ella, her Dad is a grade A creep who knocked up the nanny when he was married to her mother, so she doesn't have many great examples.
Nevertheless, she is now an adult and she is really dumb. Her latest stunt is campaigning on behalf of New York's newest communist seeking to be Mayor.
Ella Emhoff’s new gig is shilling for an antisemitic jihadist for NYC Mayor.
Not a day goes by that I don’t give thanks that Kamala Harris is not President. pic.twitter.com/ngLinDdy79
— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) June 25, 2025
She's a nepo baby so she has no idea what it is to work for money to survive and have the government take all your money for taxes leaving you barely able to pay your bills. Of course, she is excited about this guy.
Zohran Voter Starter Pack:
• FUPA (if female)
— Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) June 26, 2025
• Scrawny bird arms (if male)
• Multiple shitty tattoos
• No understanding of economics
• Dad pays rent for apartment in Bushwick
• Pretends to like PBR
• On SSRIs
• Parents live in CT, North Jersey, or The Hamptons
•…
She's alternatively a model or an artist. She's actually just delusional. If she wasn't Kamala Harris' step-daughter prop child, she would never have secured the first modeling gig. Let's be honest.
Ella Emhoff spotted at polling booth in Brooklyn voting for the Zohan. pic.twitter.com/qA9cUnAMP8
— Francesco™️ IV (@franitarian) June 26, 2025
Some people will insist Ella Emhoff is the most beautiful woman in the world. pic.twitter.com/NWTOtsd9XC
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) June 10, 2025
If she worked at McDonalds, Bazaar Magazine might ambush her for a surprise makeover of a poor, but that would be it.
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Ella Emhoff really likes to show off her armpit hair.
If Kamala Harris had won, then we would’ve been subjected to four years of this.
And then there’s the wokeness that comes with it.
We dodged a lot of meteors of varying sizes thanks to President Trump. pic.twitter.com/ywWFkG6DFu
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) May 27, 2025
Of course, she doesn't shave either. So lovely. Gag.
Although her father is Jewish, a spokesperson for Emhoff said that his daughter Ella does not identify as Jewish, since Judaism is "not something she grew up with."
(Doesn’t this kill the narrative of the first Jewish gentleman?)
Can someone tell her that being Jewish is not… pic.twitter.com/gPdSsG7F9i
— Henshi (@HenshiG) September 4, 2024
Some might find it shocking she is supporting Mamdani as he is an anti-Semite. Even though Ella's Dad is Jewish, Ella has made clear she doesn't 'identify' as Jewish. Of course she doesn't. She wouldn't want to upset her Jew hating friends. She thinks she is a model when that is objectively laughable, but pretends she is not Jewish which is a quantifiable fact. Follow the Science or something.
Remember that her family was almost in the White House… https://t.co/A5BAdB44lS
— Max 🦃 (@Bogeys_Beers102) June 25, 2025
Thank God we dodged that bullet.
You can get a sense of who people really are by looking at their children. Kamala and Doug may put on a normal face, but in private they raised this thing.
— NKLein (@noonkoof) June 25, 2025
It's a pattern. Joe Biden's living two children are both in and out of active addiction. Keep your kids away from Leftists and its adherents.