New York City’s socialist mayor, Zohran Mamdani, barely settled into Gracie Mansion before floating his first big idea for the place: installing bidets. During a January 12 press conference on the lawn of the historic Upper East Side residence, Mamdani said, “One thing that we will change is we will be installing a few bidets into Gracie Mansion. That’s an aspirational hope. We’ll see if we can get it done.”

He and his wife, artist Rama Duwaji, had just moved in from their one-bedroom Queens apartment, marking the start of what many see as a sharp turn toward elite perks for a man who built his career railing against inequality.

Costs for such upgrades aren’t trivial. HomeAdvisor and HomeGuide estimates from last year peg average bidet installations at around $640, with high-end models and plumbing work pushing totals to $2,600 or more. For a public residence like Gracie Mansion—built in 1799 and designated as the mayor’s home in 1942 under Fiorello La Guardia—any changes come from taxpayer dollars or city funds. The New York City Department of Environmental Protection chimed in with support, claiming “more bidets = fewer wet wipes,” but that hardly addresses the optics for a self-described democratic socialist who campaigned on freezing rents and hiking the minimum wage to $30 by 2030.

One prominent New York Democrat, speaking anonymously to Fox News, didn’t hold back. “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets,” the insider said.

This jab points to a deeper irony: Mamdani, born in Uganda to affluent parents—a renowned filmmaker mother and academic father—has long positioned himself as a champion of the working class. Yet here he is, eyeing bathroom luxuries in a mansion that symbolizes power and privilege, all while New Yorkers grapple with skyrocketing housing costs and crime rates that his past calls to defund the police haven’t helped.

The criticism draws parallels to President Donald Trump’s recent White House renovations, which Democrats eagerly attacked. Trump unveiled a revamped Lincoln Bedroom bathroom in November 2025, featuring polished statuary marble to restore its original grandeur. He also demolished parts of the East Wing to build a new ballroom, citing structural needs.

Left-leaning voices like comedian John Oliver called it “tone-deaf,” and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries accused Trump of acting like a king. “Saturday Night Live” even mocked the ballroom’s supposedly slippery floors in a skit with impersonators. Preservationists sued, arguing the changes bypassed reviews, but Trump pushed forward, installing loyalists on oversight panels.

Mamdani’s bidet plan exposes a similar double standard. While Trump faced relentless media scrutiny and lawsuits from groups like the National Trust for Historic Preservation, Mamdani’s “aspirational” upgrade gets a pass from much of the press. Some online reactions tie it to his Muslim heritage—bidets are common in many Islamic cultures for ritual cleanliness—but that doesn’t explain why a mayor preaching equity prioritizes personal comforts over pressing city needs.

Netizens on X have dubbed it “desi” (South Asian slang for traditional), with one post noting, “That’s the most Muslim s–t ever lmao.” Others see hypocrisy: “Mamdani wants to take homes from White People while he himself moves into a million dollar mansion.”

This isn’t Mamdani’s first run-in with avoidable controversy. As a state assemblyman, he missed half his votes and defended “intifada” chants, drawing fire from critics who label him anti-Israel. He accused Israel of genocide and apartheid, positions that alienated some Jewish voters and even fellow Democrats.

President Trump has called him a communist, though Mamdani rejects the tag. His mayoral appointments—five deputy mayors, none Black—have sparked complaints from Black and Latino leaders about lost influence, especially after his weak primary support from those communities.

Gracie Mansion’s history as “the people’s house” adds another layer. Robert Moses pushed for its mayoral use in 1942 to elevate the office, but past residents like Michael Bloomberg renovated bathrooms without such fanfare. Mamdani vows to open the mansion to more New Yorkers, yet starting with bidets suggests a focus on self-indulgence.

Biblical wisdom in Proverbs 21:20 warns against squandering resources: “The wise store up choice food and olive oil, but fools gulp theirs down.” Taxpayers might wonder if Mamdani is storing up or gulping away.

Beneath the surface, this could signal deeper agendas. Mamdani’s “unlikely bromance” with Trump—texting twice a week, per reports—raises eyebrows. Is it genuine outreach or a ploy to soften his radical image? Conspiracy whispers suggest elite socialists like Mamdani use public funds to impose cultural shifts, from bidets to policies that erode traditional family structures. His push for city-owned groceries and universal childcare smacks of government overreach, replacing personal responsibility with state control.

In the end, Mamdani’s bidet dreams reveal the classic socialist trap: equality for thee, but not for me. While everyday New Yorkers pinch pennies, their mayor eyes fancy fixtures in a taxpayer-funded palace. If this is the start of his term, brace for more such “aspirations” that leave the public holding the bill.

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