Note to the youngsters out there: Don’t be bringing this nonsense to Florida.

An absolutely insane brawl erupted at a Florida lake recently between several swimsuit-wearing boaters that left one man completely knocked out on the ground, according to footage. Another was allegedly left floating while face down in the water.

The fight popped off in Polk County at Lake Winterset, with many children being present with their families on the lakeside, according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office. (RELATED: Carnival Cruise Line Forced To Deal With Yet Another Brawl)

Officers placed a total of seven men and a 17-year old boy under arrest, per an announcement Tuesday from Sheriff Grady Judd, which led him to make them an example of “don’t bring this horsecrap to paradise.”

Things started when one of the hooligans was punched not once, but twice before eventually getting knocked out and then laid out on the ground unconscious, the footage shows. Once that happened, all hell broke loose.

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It’s not just the fighting that Polk County is dealing with. It’s also the blatant sex acts around this area, according to Judd. In other words, they’re dealing with a bunch of degenerates.

Now I get it — the palm trees with the sunshine and ocean breeze can make people feel a certain kind of way, but you couldn’t pick a worse state than Florida to commit a crime. This is the same state that has sheriffs that will straight up tell you that they’ll kill you.

Florida is not the one, ladies and gentlemen. WE ARE NOT THE ONE.