After witnessing the rise and swift fall of diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) consultants, whether in corporations or academia, you’d think that would have been the peak of fake, left-wing jobs.

Oh no. During a Bloomberg Green event Tuesday, the world was introduced to two new things, thanks to “Climate Psychology Consultant” Leslie Davenport.

The first is that apparently people suffer from “eco-anxiety” and “environmental distress” and that these issues aren’t discussed enough.

The second is that there is an actual job title called “Climate Psychology Consultant.”

“Even though surveys show that the level of eco-anxiety and related environmental distress is high and on the rise, it’s still not talked about,” Davenport intoned at the event. 

Yes, perhaps it’s not talked about because it doesn’t really exist? Maybe for all of humanity and civilization, we have suffered from this so-called “eco-anxiety,” which seems to me to be a completely natural instinct. Of course, humans are afraid of devastating storms that might wipe out their communities and crops. Haven’t they been forever?

“Even though surveys show that the level of eco-anxiety and related environmental distress is high and on the rise, it’s still not talked about.” Climate Psychology Consultant @MindingEarth Leslie Davenport #BloombergGreen

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— Bloomberg Live (@BloombergLive) July 15, 2025

As for the “Climate Psychology Consultant,” it is perhaps the first time three fake fields have been combined into one. Psychology is already pretty bogus. Consulting is also fake. And climate hysteria is overblown.

Why not mash them altogether and convince the kinds of people who would attend the Bloomberg Green event that what you are saying is entirely true?

You almost have to respect that level of hustle.