NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani's "Immigrant Enclave Map" have grown after it was noted that the Mayor had added a "Little Auschwitz" in the middle of Brooklyn.

Though several complaints had arisen over Mamdani's omission of historic areas like "Little Italy", the addition of "Little Auschwitz" sparked somewhat more unease.

"Well, that can't be good," said Brooklyn resident Martin Arrington. "I thought those guard towers being built around here seemed awfully strange. I don't want to be an alarmist or anything, but this map seems a bit ominous."

On further examination, residents noted other concerning entries on the Mayor's map. "Why is this area called 'Little Infidel-istan'?" said local woman Patricia Barton. "And why is the title at the top 'New York Caliphate?' I'm getting a bit suspicious."

At publishing time, Mamdani had calmly assured that maps showing no Jewish or Italian neighborhoods were "for next year."

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