While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to call it home?

Here are 10 great reasons to move to Washington:

Never stops raining: Good if you're part plant.

No need to purchase sunscreen: There will never be enough sun to burn you.

It's the perfect place to gaze longingly out of a window while you're depressed: Did we mention it rains?

They have Starbucks there: It's a small, quaint little coffee shop the locals always talk about.

It's the only state named after Denzel Washington: What an honor.

Full of hot vampires wearing the latest fashions: So romantic.

Easy access to black market maple syrup from Canada: Mmm.

It boasts the nation's highest per capita population of unmarried sasquatches: The numbers don't lie.

Antifa headquarters conveniently located in Seattle near the site of the former Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone: There was a dream once that was CHAZ.

It's not Washington, D.C.: Any place is better than that.

Wow, Washington sure sounds great. What do you find most persuasive? Sound off in the comments below.

Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.