Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed 'J Is For Jihad' Episode

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NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids' entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are calling a poorly timed video titled "J Is For Jihad."

"Hi, kids! Today, we're going to learn about what ‘Globalize the Intifada' means and how you can fight colonialism by becoming a jihadist! Jihad starts with the letter ‘J'. Can you all say ‘Jihad'?"

"That's right! Good job!"

The video depicted Rachel singing about overthrowing colonial oppressors and ending what she calls the "Palestine genocide."

"I realize my video may have been poorly timed given the recent events," Miss Rachel said in a statement. "I will wait a full week before re-releasing the video to ensure my level of antisemitic rhetoric won't be misconstrued as endorsement of the attacks in Australia on the Jewish community."

Miss Rachel is known for her children's song videos and for her strong anti-Israel opinions. She shared a social media post expressing shock over the shootings in Australia, a move many say was a ridiculous attempt to deflect any guilt she might be feeling for promoting global intifada in a gratingly high voice.

At publishing time, Miss Rachel announced she was having on the newest leader of Hamas to talk about the color red for the blood of the infidels.

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