DENVER, CO — Local man Grant Henderson reported disappointment once again at having his sharp wit and keen sense of humor completely wasted on the cashier checking out his groceries.

"I zapped her with a ‘Working hard or hardly working?' and she just sort of stared at me. I mean, c'mon, that's a good line!" Henderson told reporters. "Then she asked me if I found everything ok, and I said, ‘Nope, I guess better luck next time!' and…crickets. Seriously, these are my best zingers!"

17-year-old checker Sally Olson admitted she didn't realize Henderson was making jokes. "I thought he was talking to someone else. He was trying to be funny?"

Henderson tried to take his show on the road and dazzle the kid bagging his groceries with a "It's a nice day, what are you doing inside all day?' and he didn't even blink. I wonder if these kids don't speak English or something…"

At publishing time, Henderson's comedic chops failed to amuse the waitress at the restaurant he and his wife were dining at, an error he chalked up to her probably not being able to hear him properly.

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