Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.

Here are just a few examples:

Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.

Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.

Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.

Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.

Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.

Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.

Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.

Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.

Common sense and logic: It's science.

And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women? Post them in the comments.

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