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Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God's people (and way better than Hell), but what is it like really?

The Bible doesn't say much about what the day-to-day in Heaven is like, but The Babylon Bee can reveal the following exclusive list of details:

Everyone wears sunglasses because it's too bright: Bright lights reflecting off streets of gold can make a place tough to navigate.

All the food is Chick-fil-A: Come to think of it, this one shouldn't be all that surprising.

Saint Peter no longer mans the gate, it's now an automated kiosk: Much more efficient.

Everyone gets a dog: Strangely, there are no cats.

There's an Angels baseball team up comprised of actual angels who beat the Dodgers every Saturday night: All is finally as it should be.

The WiFi is kinda spotty, unfortunately: Too many people logged onto the network at the same time.

Most of the people there are Polish: Huh. That's weird.

Everyone wears jeans on Casual Fridays: Also, there are monthly Hawaiian Thursdays.

Thus far, only one American politician made it: Have fun guessing which one.

How glorious it will be! What are you looking forward to the most? Let everyone know in the comments.

NOT SATIRE: The Pilgrim's Progress Can Reach Islamic Nigeria

The movie industry is thriving in northern Nigeria, where over 40 million Hausa-speaking people practice Islam. The only problem? There are few Christian movies available in Hausa, and the traditional films that are available can be dangerous to show in public.

That's where The Pilgrim's Progress comes in. As an animated, allegorical film, this Christian classic can reach people in hostile areas with the Gospel. Translating this film into Hausa is one of the final elements of RevelationMedia's campaign to help our northern Nigerian partners share Jesus' love with their persecutors.

So far, your generous gifts have helped fund almost six hours of iBIBLE content and 50 solar-powered iBIBLE tablet kits to share it on! With The Pilgrim's Progress in Hausa, northern Nigerians will be equipped to share the Gospel with their Muslim neighbors.

Click here to help translate this film into Hausa.

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