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Each passing moment brings us one step closer to the end times. Concerned? Keep an eye out for these signs that the tribulation is at hand.

Here are 7 prophetic signs The Great Tribulation is near:

Trump just said the F-word on live television: This makes him a clear candidate for the Antichrist.

Iran and Israel stopped fighting: Ope, they just started up again, never mind.

It's pretty hot outside: This could mean imminent tribulation or climate change.

Your Great Tribulation Proximity Tracker app just sent you a notification: Huh, guess it wasn't a scam after all.

The Colorado Rockies just won 6 games in a row: That's impossible without help from the Prince of Darkness, and notice that "6" is one of the numbers in the number "666." Not a coincidence, folks.

Trumpets. Like, lots of trumpets. You're all, "Where are those trumpets coming from?" And you look up. It's sky trumpets: By then, it's already too late.

The Bee just came up with a third joke: A true miracle.

Keep a watchful eye and warn everyone before it's too late! The Tribulation is upon us!

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