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With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the greatest threat facing humanity is gas-powered cars. That's why, as an alternative, people are turning to more carbon-friendly vehicles. But which ones are best?

The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list to help you identify the most carbon-friendly vehicles on the market today:

Chinese rickshaw: Make sure it's being pulled by an authentic Chinaman with one of those cone hats.

Catapult: It works as long as you aim it precisely.

Sit in an invisible car and make "vroom, vroom" noises: Mother Earth will thank you.

Ford F-150: Only if you put it in neutral and push it.

Power Wheels Batmobile: Looks way cooler than any other electronic vehicle on the market.

Fred Flintstone's car: This way, you'll never skip "leg day."

Pterodactyl: Minimal carbon footprint, plus they're so easy to find.

A lawn chair tied to a bunch of helium balloons, where you control your descent by shooting the balloons one by one with a BB gun: Yours for the price of only several thousand balloons.

Your own petard: Once you've been hoisted, you will be flung a considerable distance.

A piggyback ride: Just don't let the person carrying you breathe too heavily. That's a lot of CO2.

It's that easy to get around without destroying the climate with gas-powered cars. What are some other efficient, carbon-friendly vehicles? Throw your ideas in the comments below.

NOT SATIRE: New Documentary Tackles What President Trump Is Highlighting With Elon Musk: "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" of EVs

As the public feud between President Trump and Elon Musk has been playing out a few weeks ago and government leaders have been debating EV tax credits in the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act", it is timely that Larry Elder's new investigative documentary "Electric Vehicles: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" dives into the complex debate over the future of EVs.

In the film, nationally syndicated talk radio host Larry Elder investigates the question "Are EVs better for the planet than gasoline-powered cars?"

Produced by award-winning director Mathias Magnason, this eye-opening film explores the multifaceted revolution of electric vehicles (EVs), shedding light on not just the environmental promises but also the challenges and potential pitfalls of EVs. This documentary is not just about cars — it's about the way we choose to shape our future.

Prepare to be both entertained and enlightened as the film leads viewers on a journey to understand the broader impacts of what might be the most significant shift in transportation in our era.

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