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President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, but this ceasefire didn't come without conditions from Hamas.

Here are 10 demands Hamas is making as part of the peace deal:

Israel must eliminate 100% of its Jews: This is a dealbreaker for Hamas.

New pagers: The last batch had some problems.

A new fleet of paragliders: They have assured everyone it's only for recreational purposes.

Goats. Lots of goats: They won't say why.

Super Bowl tickets: They're apparently huge Bad Bunny fans.

100 virgins each: They will settle for 72, but are setting the bar high for negotiation.

Israel must continue to keep Greta Thunberg away from Gaza: The Gazans are terrified she'll eventually reach their shore.

Signed 8x10s of Tucker Carlson: Entirely not related to the goats.

A nuke: For, like, their power grid or something.

The entire land of Israel: All of it. Without all the Israelis. Is that too much to ask?

Perfectly reasonable demands, right? Let us know what you think in the comments.

NOT SATIRE: [PREMIERING TODAY] The Dragon's Prophecy Documentary By Dinesh D'Souza

There's a spirit of revival stirring in America. A new film by Dinesh D'Souza, The Dragon's Prophecy — premiering today October 9 on GJW+, is part of that movement.

October 7 unleashed a new war in the Middle East, a place where nothing ever seems to be solved, or resolved. Based on Jonathan Cahn's #1 international bestseller, The Dragon's Prophecy, this film provides a secret key to unlock the problem and the solution.

Cahn reveals that October 7 and today's conflicts in the Middle East are an eerie revival of ancient battles described in the early books of the Bible, suggesting that we may be living in the end times of humanity itself.

Click here to be the first one to watch it now on GJW+.

Liberal Brynnleigh witnesses a communist utopia in action!