10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner
Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, where primary winner Graham Platner faces mounting calls to drop out. But who could the party come up with to take his place?
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of the best candidates to replace Graham Platner:
Eric Swalwell: Among creepy Democrats with congressional experience, he's the most qualified.
Jack the Ripper: Though still as yet unidentified, this British serial killer checks all the boxes.
Bill Cosby: A history of sexual misconduct AND he's black. Done deal.
Wilhelm the Rapin' Nazi: Unlike Platner, this guy's very up-front about both being a Nazi and all that raping.
Harvey Weinstein: A long-time favorite of famous Democrats.
Jared from Subway: If skeevy candidates with really unsettling pasts are what they're looking for, it doesn't get any skeevier or more unsettling than this.
Prince Andrew: Technically no longer a prince, he's probably looking for a fresh start.
Steve: Ugh. Steve is the worst.
Diddy: Everyone knows celebrity candidates tend to do well with voters.
Hunter Biden: Time to continue the family legacy.
That's one impressive list. How can the Democrats choose just one? Who do you think is the top candidate? Post your thoughts in the comments.
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