Call Us Daddies #26: LA Election Cheating and MAMA Magazine
The communists burned down Spencer Pratt’s house. Now they have “fortified” an election prevent him from campaigning for five more months to the November runoff. Isaac Simpson is here to make sense of the madness in LA. He has also launched a new men’s magazine called MAMA. In our conversation, we discuss:
California’s democracy counting mail-in votes for days until the socialists win - what is legalized fraud and what is a crime?
What Spencer Pratt should do next and how his campaign changed the game
Why Spencer’s loss also destroys Steve Hilton’s chances at governor
Fake centrists like Nate Silver continuing to pretend not to know things when it comes to legalized voter fraud with no ID, automatic registration, universal mail-in, and ballot harvesting as Capt. Seth Keshel has explained for years
A contrarian theory on how California’s dysfunction, taxes, and real estate drives innovation
MAMA Magazine: what is a sophisticated retard?
The hilarious weekly 2x2 matrix and race power rankings




Snapshot from Election Day:



The AnomalyWhat’s happening in the LA Mayoral Primary Election 2026 is extremely difficult to wrap one’s mind around, which is why these sorts of shenanigans have been allowed to go on for so long. Here I’ve tried to as simply as possible explain in words why this election, and specifically this election, proves beyond reasonable doubt that cheating is occurring…2 days ago · 7 likes · 3 comments · Isaac Simpsonhttps://mamathemagazine.com/pratt-for-mayor

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THIS IS REALITY AND NOBODY IS DESCRIBING ITTraditional men’s magazines politely pivoted and became women’s magazines. Meanwhile podcaster chuds pump multilevel marketing schemes. Everyone’s selling scams or anal sex. There’s no voice for men who aren’t gay or retarded. Like actually retarded.
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MAMA covers the big things and the small things. It’s the first word on life, on culture, on sex and golf and memes and tits. It’s about being a serious person and a retard and winning at life, even if you are a retard.