Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters)

xcancel.com

College summer break has gone OFF the rails. ☀️😂🍻 These students might need to get back to class… ASAP. 🤦🏻‍♂️📚 “I’m probation FREE after I HIT a lady with my car.” 🚓 “What will happen in the MIDTERMS? I hope I pass!” 🗳️ “The BIGGEST issue in America? PARKING TICKETS.” 🎟️ “Socialism is GOOD! I like to NETWORK.” 🤝 “Trump wants to open the TRAIT of KUWAIT.” 🌍 You genuinely can’t make this stuff up. 😭😂

Jul 14, 2026 · 1:00 AM UTC

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