Dispersing illegal ICE protesters

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Peacefully protesting and airing grievances is in American DNA, so too is respecting law enforcement in a law-abiding country. Many ICE protesters do neither.

By all means, protest peacefully, including obtaining the necessary permits to march down Main Street. However, ICE protesters who interfere in law enforcement operations are not above the law. Perhaps we need more creative ways to deal with those who cross the thin blue line, literally.

At that point they have become insurrectionist militants who insinuate themselves into constitutionally legitimate ICE operations; fomenting chaos, they no longer deserve the moniker of conscientious protester. They no longer deserve to be mollycoddled by protections provided by the country they despise. They need to be dispersed indignantly (at a minimum).

Goldfinger is a classic James Bond flick from the early 1960s. There’s a rip-roaring scene wherein would-be Fort Knox robbers disperse gas canisters to put the guarding soldiers to sleep. One wishes such techniques could be deployed against the anti-ICE militants -- put them out of their misery, at least temporarily, while we legitimately seize illegal-illegal aliens (i.e., those who commit crimes while here illegally).

What about an ear-piercing sonic boom? Sonic weapons were very effective in rendering narco-terrorist Nicolás Maduro’s guards useless when our elite military men nabbed him. Exposing them to the sonic boom would surely shut up those hysterical leftist women with their obnoxious bullhorns. Let’s see how “brave” the little women really are when not being pampered by patient and indulgent agents.

Presuming secrecy has already been compromised, and ungodly obstructionist noise reverberates all over, here’s another potential method to disperse the illegal alien-loving, American-hating, militants: blare out some patriotic tunes.

Have you ever been stuck in an elevator that plays unwelcome music, like the song “Feelings” (which should never have seen the light of day)? It’s torture! Well, imagine how quickly the anti-ICE cockroaches would scamper away if some of these tunes were put on shuffle mode: ”God Bless the USA,” “America the Beautiful,” “My Country, ‘Tis of Thee,” etc. For those who dare remain in ICE’s presence, then crank up “YMCA.” For the pièce de résistance, there’s always the bouncy rap song “Ice Ice Baby.” That’d sure drown out their ghastly screams and honking as our agents apprehend aliens who are doubly illegal.

Thanks to the brave men and woman of ICE. Now is the time to up the ante, and that includes intolerance of anti-American militants who eagerly avail themselves of American values, despite detesting us. Their interfering methods constitute unlawful aiding and abetting (even insurrectionist) protests. Those who can’t be dispersed should be given due process… as they are removed from civil society. After all, they are uncivil in the extreme, and don’t deserve America’s beneficence.

Next up: The Soros clan. Both the gnarly, grotesque Dad (who should focus on his homeland’s problems, rather than the country that afforded him wealth), and his weak son who succumbed to the dark side. What are they even doing here if they hate us so much? Talk about “the enemy within.” Give Soros and his henchmen the “Goldfinger”: “No, Mr. Soros, I expect you to… [leave]” Few deserve sleeping gas more, or even a resounding, incapacitating sonic boom to put the fear of God into them.

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