Just don’t make ’em ugly, Caitlin. Sneakerhead culture is atrocious right now.

When it comes to marketability, there’s no doubt that Indiana Fever superstar Caitlin Clark has one of the highest levels in terms of athletes in the WNBA. And not just that, but she can also be considered one of the most marketable in all of sports. (RELATED: Caitlin Clark Knocks Down Game-Winning Bomb To Give Fever Bananas Last-Second Victory Against Mystics)

Well, with this being the case, she was definitely getting a signature sneaker, and now we seemingly know when it’s going to be released.

Named the Caitlin 1, Clark‘s first signature shoe will be arriving Sept. 29, according to sneaker news Twitter account Just Fresh Kicks.

Caitlin Clark’s first signature shoe, the Caitlin 1, is set to debut this year 🤯📈

🗓️ September 29th

“The technology we’re putting into my shoe isn’t anything Nike has ever put into a basketball shoe before.” pic.twitter.com/hMwnTD4LfS

— JustFreshKicks (@JustFreshKicks) June 9, 2026

If Caitlin Clark would have gotten me a few years ago, I’d probably be game to cop a pair of her sneakers, but hell, the only things that my money goes towards nowadays is my family and investments.

I’m sorry, but at this point in my life as a 35-year-old man, I can’t fathom spending $200 on some shoes when I could buy some cryptocurrency with that money. Like, seriously, what value do sneakers have at the end of the day? Do they pay out dividends like my Nvidia stock?

I don’t mean to preach, but quite frankly, I’m tired of seeing people waste their money … go invest into a business and try to generate cash.