Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her future, with Taylor Swift hoping that Travis Kelce had forgotten that they were engaged.
Sources revealed that the pop superstar had soured on the relationship after watching her fiancé's team struggle through a season in which they had Super Bowl aspirations but found themselves facing the possibility of missing the playoffs.
"She's not used to disappointment," said one insider close to Swift. "She signed up for this marriage because she thought the Chiefs were the best of the best and the favorite to win the Super Bowl every year. Having them stumble through this year has made this whole marriage thing lose a lot of its luster."
Fortunately, with Kelce being a football player and regularly receiving blows to the head, Swift was holding out hope that he might just forget about the engagement altogether. "He's probably only a couple of hard hits away from remembering what year it is," the source continued. "So it's not out of the realm of possibility that one more shot to the dome away from losing any recollection that they're supposed to get married. She's already got the breakup album written and everything, just in case."
When asked about the rumors of the team's struggles causing any relationship troubles, Kelce responded by saying, "I like ham."
At publishing time, Swift was reportedly waiting to see which NFL team won the Super Bowl this season to determine who her next boyfriend might be.
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