NEW YORK, NY — As part of its ongoing effort to modify the game and update it to improve the accuracy of its officiating, Major League Baseball announced on Wednesday that it was instituting a new rule where batters could challenge the umpire to a duel.

Inspired by the reception of the Automated Ball-Strike System during the first half of the season, MLB executives decided to take things up a level by providing players the opportunity to pause gameplay and challenge the umpires to classical duels.

"It really raises the stakes of some of these important calls," MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said. "Once the players and umpires know that their literal lives could depend on the outcomes of these challenges, it creates a heightened feeling of tension that you can only experience at the ballpark. It's really exciting to see in person."

In the first instance of a duel challenge, Toronto Blue Jays infielder Ernie Clement took issue with a strike call on a borderline pitch, instantly stepping out of the batter's box, removing one of his batting gloves, and slapping home plate umpire Rob Drake. "Scoundrel!" Clement would be heard shouting at the outset of the confrontation. "Pistols. In center field. At the 7th inning stretch."

Officials were hopeful that the chance to watch a duel to the death would lead to increased attendance across all MLB cities.

At publishing time, MLB had also announced that fans would be able to vote on their favorite duel weapons to be used at this year's All-Star Game.

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