The Bible is the most widely read and revered book in human history, but there are still a lot of misconceptions about what it is and what it says.

The Babylon Bee is here to clear up and correct some of these common misconceptions to provide people with a better understanding of what's actually in the Bible.

Misconception: The genealogies are there to record the family lines of Israel and the Lord Jesus.

Fact: the genealogies are there because there was extra space in the scroll to fill.

Misconception: The Bible had many authors.

Fact: John MacArthur wrote it.

Misconception: Abraham tried to sacrifice Isaac because God was testing his faith.

Fact: Isaac wouldn't stop asking for more iPad time.

Misconception: The Bible says God never gives you more than you can handle.

Fact: Bears might eat your children.

Misconception: The description of a Behemoth in Job is describing an elephant.

Fact: It's describing your mom.

Misconception: Jesus turned water into alcohol (wine) at a party.

Fact: The term "wine" in biblical times actually referred to caffeine-free Diet Coke.

Misconception: God punished the Israelites by forcing them to wander in the desert for 40 years before getting to the promised land.

Fact: Moses made up that story because he got lost and was too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.

Misconception: Samson's strength came from his hair.

Fact: Roids.

Misconception: The early church succeeded because they were devoted to the scriptures and in constant prayer.

Fact: The early church succeeded due to a new essential oil multilevel marketing scam taking off among the women.

Misconception: The Jews killed Jesus

Fact: It was your sin that did it. It's your fault. How's that feel, sport?

Hopefully this helps. What are some other common misconceptions people run across in Scripture? Post them in the comments below.

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